It’s weird, I know.
This majestic stallion.
Those muscles. That mane. Take me out for Italian food and detail your haircare regimen to me.
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This buff kangaroo.
Anyone who can just crush a goddamn bucket with their bare hands deserves all the kangaroo phone numbers at the bar.
This magnificent lion.
Your locks flow freely, like a ferocious feline Fabio.
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This muscular tiger.
This tiger looks like he can out-pushup any fuckboy at the gym.